The other day I was cooking dinner for friends and cleaning the kitchen at the same time. A dish with some cream cheese scrapings in it was sitting on the counter over the dishwasher and the dishwasher was open, the bottom drawer pulled out, the clean dishes halfway emptied. I left the kitchen for a moment and Hoover made his move. Suddenly, there came a tremendous CRASH! and I ran back in, in time to see Hoover high-tailing it out the partially open kitchen door. On the floor of the kitchen, several feel from the open dishwasher, lay the drawer from the bottom of the dishwasher, littered with smashed crockery. I'm guessing he tried to stand on the open drawer of the dishwasher to get at the cream cheese bowl, and of course that backfired. Dramatically.
Four bowls gone in one fell swoop.