My accomplishments have been vast today, yet microscopic. It was determined that my food intake should all, from here on out, be in the spirit of "Eat Food, Not too Much, Mostly Plants," and so my nose tube was removed (dramatically, painfully) this morning. Of course, the other reason the nose tube was removed was that it had stopped letting "food" through, and since I'd already received the "go-ahead" for a soft diet, there didn't seem to be any point in using any meat tenderizer or Coke (really truly) to unblock it. So two of my major accomplishments today have been oatmeal with blueberries and chicken noodle soup.
I then took a nap the likes of naps never seen this side of wherever naps are big.
And then PT came and got me out of bed, and placed me in a chair, and I sat in that chair, and then I transferred from that chair to the commode and then back to that chair, which is where I'm sitting now finishing this entry.
And now, having accomplished worlds in a drop of water, I'm going back to bed.